Where do babies come from? =P

How would you answer that if a kid asks you? Haha. I read it in Life&Times, NST just now. An example of a good answer. =P

NST

Friday, January 15, 2010

Where do babies come from?

You know chicks come from eggs and plants come from seeds? Well, humans are very special because we come from egg and a seed.
The dad has the seed inside his body and the mum has the eggs in hers, and they give each other a massive cuddle because they love each other so much, and that amazing big hug is like two pieces of jigsaw fitting together, or two bits of Lego.
That way, the dad’s seed can meet the mum’s egg, and it makes a baby that will be born in nine months.

By Bel Mooney, Daily Mail advice columnist.

Malaysia.. religion, media and the people...

The whole country was shocked when the news about a few churches been vandalised.. But actually, I guess some of us sees it coming. It started off with the disputes about the use of 'Allah' and later on became a more serious problem. However, I sees it coming as 'something' that 'someone' will do to spark things up and make matter worst. Although a lot of ppl will assume that maybe some fanatic muslims did it, I dont really think so. It can actually be anyone that just want to make things get bad between the religions and races. We are having a 1 Malaysia campaign going on and something like this suddenly happened. Some might blame the Goverment, but actually the government is us! thats democracy. Are we, Malaysian, only play our role as a citizen by just voting? I believe it means much more than that to claim yourself as a good citizen. Play your role wisely my friends...

Sometime we need to put aside the media and put our own experiences as our term of reference. The main objective of media is to make money as that is their key for survival. If not, their company will 'roll their mat/rug' or Gulung Tikar. =P

Sometimes they are not even ethical as last week one of the local newspaper publish a photo of believed underage maid that burned down her employer house in Terengganu. Is it that hard to sensor a face? every other newspaper manage to do so but one newspaper, sadly a Malay newspaper, failed to do so.

Being practical and rational is the best thing that every Malaysian can do right now...

Happy New Year! Cheers! the RM100 priceless experience.. =P

Its 6th of January, hope its not to late for me to wish everyone a Happy New Year!
Hope that you guys have a great new year up ahead!

But anyway, whats so good about a new year? is it because of the new calendar that we sometimes get for free? the feel that we are leaving our mistakes in the past far away from us? or what? hahaha

People talk about new year resolution and stuff like that.. but to bad I'm not really the kind of guy that is into that kind of things. For me, live u life to the max every single second! do our best and we will never regret anything that we have done. Make the best out of everything. My principle; do my best, hope for the best and prepare for the worst.

What did I do on New Year's eve? I was on the bed sleeping! haha. Sorry for all the SMSes that I only replied the next day and all the calls that I didnt answer. I was just plain tired.. hehe.

The next day, I started my new year with something new. a pair of new car signals! (cannot change only the right one as the colour will differ, even a bit) haha. My car was bang by a guy without a license and the van that he drove didt even have a road tax. I was stopping at the traffic light as it was red to make a right turn and suddenly when it was green, the van on my left suddenly made a U turn. The back part of the van hit the right side of my car. What do you expect from a guy that dont even have a license and drive an old van? haha. He wanted to run a way but I over take him and block the van. It was something like a scene that we normally see on tv. =P

I went out of the car with another two friends, in the middle of the road, later approached the van. He came out and said "kenapa bang?" (whats up bro?). In my head I was like "Dude, u bang my car for god sake!". However, I just replied with "lets pull our car to the side to the nearby bus stop". Later on, the guy apologized. He said sorry and he was hoping that I dont launch a report as he doesnt have a license because he doesnt know how to read although he was 18.. I was not mad at all at that point as I do understand that accident happens.

Me and my friends ask him to call anyone that he knows to settle the problem. He said he doesnt know anyone except his boss because his family live in the kampung. I gave him a sweet and ask him to chill out.. offered my friend's cigarette for him to smoke..

Cut thing short, his Boss came with his wife (he said so). But they were just making me mad as the guy said that he only gonna give me RM100 for the damage. I was like, wattahell! its an original mercedes signal you talking about and my bumper were also scratched.. He said my car bumper can be easily polish and it will look new in no time. Polish? how the hell can you polish something that does not even have paint on it anymore?

Later, the couple start making stupid stories like; we are stupid, thats why we sell burgers..(btw, the van was a burger company's van) you should give us a chance, we are Malays, so we should help each other...
Yeah right, you let your driver drive without a license and you dont even pay road tax!
1Malaysia... =P

Not to make anything worse, as my friends were ready to beat up the guy and I was thinking of reaching to my 2 in a half feet steel pipe to start playing baseball that night, I decided to go to the police station. The guy promise to go together to the police station but they ran away half way. hahaha

And that was how I started my new year! hehe. Thank god, I felt so happy that I was able to controlled my anger.. I felt so human as this kindda stuff only happen to human, not angel or devils. (I'm not sure if an angel drive a car or satan wait for the lights to turn green, I dont think so)

I felt sorry for the driver that bang my car.. As a Malaysian, I felt very sad to find out and meet a countryman of mine who is illiterate and didnt get the chance to go to school as he need to make ends meet for his family. This is the future of Malaysia. Its 2010, a lot of Malaysian celebrate the New Year with happiness and fireworks here and there... we cheers our physical development, our cutting edge technology.. but at the same time, some of us are still living an unfortunate life...

Malaysian politicians.... I just wish that every single one of you can become a normal human being with human feeling. I'm bored of everything which is being politicize. Chill out! I dont mind you guys making millions, if at the same time you do what you are suppose to do and the people are not being neglected. I'm not pointing a finger to just one party, but instead I'm pointing all my fingers to everyone including myself. (Luckily I only have 20 fingers. =P) I know that politic is politic.. but sometimes we just need to know our limit. enough is enough. But, what is the limit?

I was never mad at the driver instead I pity him as I guess that he is soo gonna get it from his Boss. By the end of the day, I dont even get a single cent but I gain a priceless experience....

Thats my New Year experience, it was very intresting for me.. how was yours? =)